Paddy. Our leader. The organiser and moral guide. What more can I say. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves because they shirked all the bloody hard work, all the long hours, the letters, phone calls, emails etc required to get the bloody trip under way. And what thanks did we give him? A bottle of coke I think. Still, coke isn't cheap in Hurghada. So maybe he should be thanking US. Ungrateful bastard. Anyway, nuff said.

Up until now I thought Paddy was a nickname, but apparently everyone calls him Curly behind his back. Is this a reference to the Marx brothers, or is there another reason?

The red eyes are from too many hours of listening to Sharky and Happy talking about "The Dive".