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This is where you spend a couple of minutes thinking up a funny line to go with any of the pictures. Send them to me and I will put them on the page. And don't be too vicious!

"They said the material would stretch - but not that much" (Kerry)

"Oh shit - my secrets out" (Mandy)

"Are you sure blue nails scare sharks?" (Kerry)

"I'm glad this rail is here to hold my stomach up" (Mandy)

"I like diving because the effects of gravity aren't so obvious" (Kerry)

"My friend is bigger than your friend." (Mandy)

"Yes I agree owners look like their pets, but why do you want to know if I own a bulldog?" (Kerry)

"Do you like my earings?" (Mandy)

"Divings OK, but I want some spice in my life" (Kerry)

"This levitation stuff is really getting me down". (Mandy)

"Nationwide chair shortage leads to public brawls" (Kerry)